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The Meg (2018) Review

Published on May 19, 2019

Release date

August 8, 2018

Distributor

Movie

The Meg

'The Meg' is a B-movie, live-action comic book adventure that feels more suited to the SYFY channel than the big screen.

Unless you have been living under a rock or had your head in the clouds for the past few weeks you will be fully cognisant with Jason Statham’s (The Transporter Trilogy) man versus megashark summer flick, thanks to Warner Bros.' relentless ad campaign, which is clearly aimed at the family trade. If you are one of the lucky ones that managed to dodge the shark bait, here’s a quick brief on the shameless popcorn B-movie outing.

 

'The Meg' is based on a book by Steve Alten (Meg: A Novel of Deep Terror) and follows the underwater escapades of a Navy deep-sea diver, Jonas Taylor. The film 'The Meg', set to hit screens this very weekend, is yet another English/Chinese co-production that features an international cast led by Statham as the courageous Taylor, who attempts to save a group of scientists, among them Dr. Heller, played by Australian actor Robert Taylor (The Matrix), from a massive underwater shark attack.

 

'The Meg', a flimsily-handled 'Frankenshark' sci-fi horror adventure has been vastly scaled back for the PG13 summer vacation audience and fails to achieve any real level of threat due to the neutered nature of the beast. It is directed by Jon Turteltaub (National Treasure), who once again goes right back to the template he roughly used with 'National Treasure', bombarding the audience with cringe-inducing implausibilities and unbelievable plot devices, while pandering unsurprisingly to every killer shark cliché ever to grace the big screen, floating (bloodless) arm included.

"'The Meg' has magnificent CGI schlocky splendour and decent deep sea action, which is the only real reason to buy a ticket, it is busy with instantly forgettable characters, filled to the seabed with cardboard melodrama and has very little suspense."

While 'The Meg' has magnificent CGI schlocky splendour and decent deep sea action, which is the only real reason to buy a ticket, it is busy with instantly forgettable characters, filled to the seabed with cardboard melodrama and has very little suspense. What suspense the film does possess is more often than not colossally stupid. Statham does what Statham does best: selling the audience a straight-faced action hero with a healthy dose of self-mockery, but beyond that 'The Meg' has little to offer.

Overall, 'The Meg' is a simple beast presented essentially as a live-action comic book with an old-fashioned B-movie formula for the summertime audience. It has a tried-and-tested convention that doesn’t try to rock the boat of originality with cookie-cutter dialogue. If you did however succumb to the 'Sharknado' franchise and don’t mind your shark movies blandly unthreatening I’m sure you will find 'The Meg' just as endearing.

 

For the rest of you who prefer your shark movies with real bite, lashings of gore and half-decent character development, avoid!